thegoatboy:

Hey yall!! So this is Jelly Bean, and he needs to see a cardiologist. We found out he has a moderate heart murmur, and there’s no way to tell how serious it is without seeing a specialist.

Unfortunately, it’s $800, and we are really strapped for money.

It’s really important that he sees one, becuase until we can figure out why he has this murmur, he can’t be put under if he needs surgery, and he desperately needs a dental cleaning.

He is my best friend and my emotional support animal, and I want to be able to do everything I can to give him a happy life. Any amount of money no matter how small would be extremely helpful!

My cashapp is $ericgoat505

0/800

Edit:

So I have double checked and 800 would be the cost of a few different things that he needs, so I’ve decided to split the fundraisers up into individual ones!

My new goal is only 300

10/300 made so far!

liquidstar:

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liquidstar:

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and “magic” really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt “real” and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

bwhat?

how do the stretchy yellow dog and princess made of candy figure into this

so the stretchy yellow dog believed his powers to be magic, while the princess suggest that it’s actually just a mutation. neither of these are true, what actually happened was that his dad got infected with alien eggs and gave birth to him out of his head which makes him half alien half dog and thats where the powers come from. this isnt revealed until way later on and his alien dad eventually comes back into the fold to give him an identity crisis.

the princess made out of candy actually is sort of a mutant. she was born from a giant mutated wad of gum called the “mother gum”- it came into creation during the war from the radiation and such. its a bunch of separate sentient wads of gum all attached to each other, PB just ended up being the first one to drop off from it and gain independence (along with her brother neddy). she eventually grew to be more humanoid, and as a little girl she began to crave community and family (like how things were with everyone in the mother gum). she’s also a genius who loves to play god, so she decided to just Make Her Own Family by frankensteining some other wads of gum. she lived happily and created a small community with them, though they eventually decided to try to overthrow her (keep in mind, she was still a little girl) by basically drugging her with “dumb dumb juice” which would make her more subservient. it didnt work. instead they got dosed with it, and got turned into different types of candy. they became the first citizens of her kingdom. from that point on as she “grew up” (loose term bc shes functionally immortal) she would grow her kingdom too. she would be absolutely ruthless about this of course. like a true mad scientist, she doesnt care about ethics, she cares about results. she would do anything it takes to keep her kingdom safe. including war crimes. no, im dead serious, she’s violated the geneva convention sooo much. she spies on not only her citizens, but other kingdoms too, and will absolutely resort to sabotage. she’s obsessed with keeping order and control. so she keeps her citizens (life that she created) intentionally dumb too. she creates life as science experiments and then discards it (goliad, lemongrab, etc.). characters will straight up call her a dictator. shes NOT a good person but shes quirky about it i guess. shes not morally gray shes morally pink

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were–ralph:

were–ralph:

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it’s so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can’t but its so fucking funny

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

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catgirl-kaiju:

QUEER DISABLED ARTIST NEEDS HELP WITH MEDICAL COSTS

hey hey in a bit of a crisis atm. had to put down a lot of money for half the down payment of a car (our old one broke down and we had to get a new one asap) at the same time that i recently discovered my medicaid expired and i’ve had to jump through hoops to try and get back on it with important doctor’s appointments and med refills coming up next week. probably won’t hear back about my appeal or new application until 2-3 weeks so until then it looks like i might be paying full price for medical services. i can always get the money refunded from medicaid once it starts up again, but until then i don’t have the money to spend. if y'all could send so e donations to help out, i would greatly appreciate it <3

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max1461:

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

ALT

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

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were–ralph:

god what can’t dr pepper do

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littlegreyduck:

ladyshinga:

I wish I could hold up cue cards mid-conversation with my lore on them for reminders. Like holding up “reminder: I have the ‘tism and was in the Army in my youth, if you give me something that sounds even slightly like a rule or boundary for you I will probably take it incredibly literally” so people stop being confused when I 100% stop doing something around/with them. Like you said ONE TIME back in 2014 that I was too flirty so then I never ever ever came onto you again?, check the cue card if you need the in-game reminder of why that is, it’s like loading screen tips

I wish I had a wiki for folks to reference while interacting with me.

Fuck, I wish I had a wiki for MYSELF to reference because my memory is CRAP.

we all deserve a HUD let’s just say it

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gayfl:

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

TREE LAW TREE LAW

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